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Quellcode Windows 2000

  /*
        TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)  Code
        Project: Chicago(tm)
        Projected release-date: Spring 2000
        Original version date : Aug 1994
  */

  #include "win31.h"
  #include "win95.h"
  #include "win98.h"
  #include "evenmore.h"
  #include "oldstuff.h"
  #include "billrulz.h"
  #include "y2k.h"
  #define INSTALL = HARD

  char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

  void main()
  {
       while(!CRASHED)
       {
           display_copyright_message();
           display_bill_rules_message();
           do_nothing_loop();
           if (first_time_installation)
           {
               make_50_megabite_swapfile();
               do_nothing_loop();
               totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
               search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
       check_modem();
       callect_user_data();
       collect_software_info();
       reply = ask_user_to_send_data();
       if(reply == 'NO') {
      pretend_not_to_send();
      reply = 'YES';
       }
       send_user_data_to_bill();
 #ifdef LINUX
       search_and_destroy_starwriter();
       require_root_password("write permission failed");
 #endif
               hang_system();
           }
           write_something(anything);
           display_copyright_message();
           do_nothing_loop();
           do_some_stuff();
           if (still_not_crashed)
           {
               display_copyright_message();
               do_nothing_loop();
               basically_run_windows_3.1();
               do_nothing_loop();
               do_nothing_loop();
           }
       }
       if (detect_cache())
           disable_cache();

       if (fast_cpu())
       {
           set_wait_states(lots);
           set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
           set_mouse(action, jumpy);
           set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
       }

       /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
       /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
       /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
       printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
       if (system_ok())
           crash(to_dos_prompt);
       else
           system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

       while(something)
       {
           sleep(5);
           get_user_input();
           sleep(5);
           act_on_user_input();
           sleep(5);
       }
       create_general_protection_fault();
  }

When I find my code in tons of trouble,
Friends and colleagues come to me,
Speaking words of wisdom: "Write in C."

As the deadline fast approaches,
And bugs are all that I can see,
Somewhere, someone whispers
"Write in C."

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, write in C.
LISP is dead and buried,
Write in C.

I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
for science it worked flawlessly,
Try using it for graphics!
Write in C.

If you've just spent nearly 30 hours
Debugging some assembly,
Soon you will be glad to
Write in C.

Write in C, write in C,
Write In C, yeah, write in C.
Only wimps use BASIC,
Write in C.

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, oh, write in C.
Pascal won't quite cut it,
Write in C.

Guitar Solo

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
Don't even mention COBOL,
Write in C.

And when the screen is fuzzy,
And the editor is bugging me,
I'm sick of ones and zeroes,
Write in C.

A thousand people swear that T.P.
Seven is the one for me.
I hate the word PROCEDURE,
Write in C.

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
PL1 is 80's,
Write in C.

The government loves ADA,
Write in C.

lol

Klasse. :-))

Kennt Ihr "Killing my Software with windows" ?

Wenn nicht, soll ich es hochladen?`Äh, also...ist mit Sound...kapito? ;-))

Gruß
Jochen

:-) Klasse! Einmalig!

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