(Off Topic) Betriebssysteme

Beitrag von Johannes vom November 23. 2000 um 17:22:57:

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Quellcode Windows 2000

  /*
        TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)  Code
        Project: Chicago(tm)
        Projected release-date: Spring 2000
        Original version date : Aug 1994
  */

  #include "win31.h"
  #include "win95.h"
  #include "win98.h"
  #include "evenmore.h"
  #include "oldstuff.h"
  #include "billrulz.h"
  #include "y2k.h"
  #define INSTALL = HARD

  char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

  void main()
  {
       while(!CRASHED)
       {
           display_copyright_message();
           display_bill_rules_message();
           do_nothing_loop();
           if (first_time_installation)
           {
               make_50_megabite_swapfile();
               do_nothing_loop();
               totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
               search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
       check_modem();
       callect_user_data();
       collect_software_info();
       reply = ask_user_to_send_data();
       if(reply == 'NO') {
      pretend_not_to_send();
      reply = 'YES';
       }
       send_user_data_to_bill();
 #ifdef LINUX
       search_and_destroy_starwriter();
       require_root_password("write permission failed");
 #endif
               hang_system();
           }
           write_something(anything);
           display_copyright_message();
           do_nothing_loop();
           do_some_stuff();
           if (still_not_crashed)
           {
               display_copyright_message();
               do_nothing_loop();
               basically_run_windows_3.1();
               do_nothing_loop();
               do_nothing_loop();
           }
       }
       if (detect_cache())
           disable_cache();

       if (fast_cpu())
       {
           set_wait_states(lots);
           set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
           set_mouse(action, jumpy);
           set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
       }

       /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
       /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
       /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
       printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
       if (system_ok())
           crash(to_dos_prompt);
       else
           system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

       while(something)
       {
           sleep(5);
           get_user_input();
           sleep(5);
           act_on_user_input();
           sleep(5);
       }
       create_general_protection_fault();
  }

verfasste Antworten:

• Re: (Off Topic) Betriebssysteme Yeti 24. November 2000 12:09:50
• Re: (Off Topic) Betriebssysteme Jochen 23. November 2000 23:47:56
• grööhöhööööööl, klasse k/t Lothy 23. November 2000 23:28:01
• Yep, write in C !!!! ullli 23. November 2000 20:37:22

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