Duck hunting in Tennessee

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.

The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."

The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."

The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own.

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Tennessee. We settle small disagreements like this with the "Three Kick Rule."

The lawyer asked, "What is the Three Kick Rule?"

The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth.

The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end sent him face-first into fresh cow pie. The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, Now it's my turn."



The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."

: Duck hunting in Tennessee
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: A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
:
: The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."
:
: The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
:
: The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own.
:
: The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Tennessee. We settle small disagreements like this with the "Three Kick Rule."
:
: The lawyer asked, "What is the Three Kick Rule?"
:
: The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."
:
: The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
:
: The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth.
:
: The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end sent him face-first into fresh cow pie. The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, Now it's my turn."
:
:
:
: The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."

also die Witze mit der Röhrenumstöpselei sind deutlich besser, ääh bässer.
Viele Grüße
Grabowski

LOL!

Tach ferdi. Kommt einer ins Musikgeschäft: "Ich muss das Teil hier reklamieren, dieser POTT von Svine6 soll 60 Amps emulieren!" "Ja und, macht er das nicht?" "Doch schon, aber alle gleichzeitig!"

Gna on

Yeti

Ein Rabbi, ein Priester und ein Imam gehen in eine Kneipe.

Sagt der Wirt:

Also nochmal!

Ein Rabbi, ein Priester und ein Imam gehen in eine Kneipe.

Sagt der Wirt:


Na? Na?

Kommt, es is' Montag, gebt euch Mühe.

ferdi

Moin ferdi,

ja, was wird der Wirt sagen?

"Guten Abend, was darf´s sein?"

??? Clampf on

Yeti

Hi Yeti,

Auflösung heute Abend. Die Spannung steigt.

cu, ferdi

Ein Rabbi, ein Priester und ein Imam gehen in eine Kneipe.

Sagt der Wirt:"Das soll wohl ein Witz sein?"
















































... das ist die einzige Ergänzung, die eine Pointe ergibt.

Ciao, ferdi

Naabend ferdi.

LOL. :-)

"Herr Ober, was sollen wir denn mit den beiden Rollen Klebeband?" "Sie haben doch laut und deutlich `Zwei mal Tesa!` gerufen!"

! ???? !!! ????? dauert ev. etwas.

Gna on

Yeti

N'Abend, Yeti....







"Herr Ober, bitte zwei Martini!"


"Dry?"


"Nein, zwei!"





*g*


cu, ferdi

Kommen drei Taubstumme in 'ne Kneipe.
Der Erste machts Licht aus, der zweite wieder an und der Dritte macht das Hosentürl auf. Der Wirt nickt nur und stellt die Getränke zusammen.....
Was wollen die drei trinken?



























Ein Dunkles, ein Helles und nen Kümmerling....


SCNR
bluesfreak

Moin bluesfreak,

yepp! Der ist wirklich immer wieder lustig. :-))

In einem Pariser Bistro meint ein Tourist zu einem Barett tragendem Herrn am Nachbartisch, der sich gerade seinen zehnten Pernod reingedröhnt hat: "Wussten Sie, dass jeder dritte Franzose durch Alkohol stirbt?" "Iss mir schietegal! Ich bin Schwede!"

Gna on

Yeti