Re: (@ullli & Meta) *Schrä(.....)

Beitrag von bO²gie vom Dezember 12. 2002 um 16:38:29:

Als Antwort zu: Re: (@bOOgie) *Schrääääääääääääääääääääääääääbtwaaaaaaaaaaangundwech* (kT) geschrieben von ullli am Dezember 12. 2002 um 12:04:28:

Moin ullli-

wir kriegen das schon hin ;-)

@ Meta: manchmal ist Sprache garnicht soooooo einfach:

Am Tag nachdem Hu Jintao neuer Vorsitzender der Kommunistischen Partei Chinas wurde, spielte sich folgender Dialog im Weißen Haus ab:

Georg Bush- Condi Rice (National Security Affairs) (We take you now to the Oval Office.)

Georg: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
Georg: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
Georg: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
Georg: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
Georg: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
Georg: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
Georg: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
Georg: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
Georg: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
Georg: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
Georg: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
Georg: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Georg: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
Georg: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Georg: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
Georg: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Georg: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
Georg: Look,
Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
Georg: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
Georg: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
Georg: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
Georg: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
Georg: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
Georg: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
Georg: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
Georg: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
Georg: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
Georg: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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