(ANFSCD) Scuse me, when I kiss this guy ...
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Beitrag von Harvey vom Mai 02. 2001 um 07:59:47:
Hai Junx und Mädelz,
and now for something completely different bzw. wieder was aus der Rubrik "AS´ Complete Waste Of Time" - also dürft Ihr jetzt ausnahmsseitigerweise mal fünf Minuten die Instrumente zur Seite legen und lesen, statt zu üben - vor allem, wenn Ihr nicht wisst, was ein MONDEGREEN ist.
Schon mal in einer Kafferbänd gespielt und gewundert, warum die Amis/Tommies/Aussies oder Eierishpeeple im Publikum bei bestimmten Textstellen "nearly split there sides with laughing" oder verständnislos den head bzw. hat sheiken ?
Klarer Fall von sowas:
"Before the days of the internet, about the only way to get the lyrics to songs was to listen to then and write them down. The toughest band to do that with for me was the Rolling Stones, which reminds me of something Nils Lofgren said in an interview one time. He recorded a cover of "Happy" and realized later that he had the lyrics wrong. The actual lyrics Keith Richards wrote were "Never kept a dollar past sunset, always had a hole in my pants." Lofgren thought they were "Never kept a daughter past sunset, always had a hard in my pants." Nils later called Keith and told him about the mistake. He said that Keith told him that he wished he'd have thought of that instead of the original lyrics."
Auf Doitsch:
"Vor den Tagen des Internets, über den einzigen Weg, die Lyrics an Songs war zu gelangen, zu dann zu hören und sie zu notieren. Das haltbarste Band zum Tun das mit für mir war die Rollensteine, der mich an etwas Nils Lofgren erinnert, das in einem Interview einmal gesagt wird. Er speicherte eine Abdeckung von "Glücklichem " und stellte später fest, daß er die Lyrics falsch hatte. Die tatsächlichen Lyrics, die Keith Richards schrieb, waren " Gehalten nie ein Dollar hinter Sonnenuntergang, hatten immer eine Bohrung in meinen Hosen. ". Lofgren dachte, daß ihnen wurden "Nie gehalten eine Tochter hinter Sonnenuntergang, hatten immer ein Hartes in meinen Hosen.". Nils später rief Keith an und erklärte ihm über den Fehler. Er sagte, daß Keith ihm erklärte, daß er ihn wünschte, würde gedacht haben an das anstelle von den ursprünglichen Lyrics."
Warum also noch mühsam die richtigen Texte lernen, wenn´s auch die falschen gibt: Z.B. bei Kissthisguy oder auch Mondegreen .
Ein paar Kostproben:
1. Clown Control to Mao Tse-Tung (David Bowie,"Space Oddity":"Ground control to Major Tom")
2. Sweet dreams are made of cheese (Eurythmics, "Sweet Dream (Are made of This)")
3. Slow motion Walter, fire-engine guy (Deep Purple, "Smoke on the Water, Fire in the sky")
4 The girl with colitis goes by (The Beatles: "Lucy in the sky with Diamonds", "The girl with kaleidoscope eyes") (Colitis = Darmentzündung)
5. Baking carrot biscuits (Bachman-Turner Overdrive, "Takin' Care of Business")
6. Like a drifter I was born to wear cologne (Whitesnake, "Here I Go Again": "Like a drifter I was born to walk alone"
7. She's got a chicken to ride (Beatles, "Ticket to ride")
8. Your gum sticks to my hair (Def Leppard, "Photograph": "You've gone straight to my head")
9. There's a feeling I get, when I look at my waist (Led Zeppelin,"Stairway to Heaven": "...when I look to the west"
10. There's a bathroom on the right (Creedance Clearwater Revival, "Bad Moon Rising": "There's a bad moon on the rise"
11. My anus will fix it, you're addicted to love (Robert Palmer, "Addicted to love": "Might as well face it, you're addicted to love"
12. Ain't no woman like the one-eyed Gott (The Four Tops, "Aint No Woman": "Ain't no woman like the one I've got"
13. Reagan rots in the hot sun (The Clash, "I Fought the Law": "Breaking rocks in the hot sun")
14. She's got electric boobs, her mom has two (Elton John, "Bennie and the Jets": She's got electric boots, a mohair suit") (boobs = Möpse)
15 My anus is the centerhole (J. Geils Band, "Centerfold": "My angel is the centerfold")
16. Don't chew on me baby (The Human League: "Don't you want me baby?")
17. Climb every woman (Chaka Khan: "I'm Every Woman")
18. And donuts make my brown eyes blue (Crystal Gayle: "Don't it Make my Brown Eyes Blue"
19.Baby I'm a warm shoe, baby I'm a neat shoe (Bread, "Baby I'm-a want you, baby I'm-a need you")
20. The ants are my friend, they're blowin' in the wind (Bob Dylan, "The answer my friend is blowin in the wind")
21.She ripped up her douche in the middle of the night (Manfred Mann's Earth Band, "Blinded by the Light": "Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night"
22.You were counting on your ovaries (Billy Joel, "Only Good Die Young": "You were counting on your rosaries")
23. I like smokin' ice cream (Steppenwolf, "Born to be Wild":"I like smoke & lightning")
24. I'll never leave your pizza burnin' (Rolling Stones:"I'll never be your beast of burden")
25. O sauce on our beans (. Seals & Crofts : O source of our being)
26. Drunk drivin', then well ya gotta drunk drivin' (Brian Setzer: Jump, jive, then you wail, you gotta jump, jive)
27. "I'm your penis" or "I'm your fetus" (Shocking Blue: I'm your Venus)
28. I've got a pocket full of crap tonight (Spin Doctors: "I've got a pocketful of Kryptonite")
29. Do you have a dark spot on your pants? (Steely Dan: Do you have a dark spot on your past?)
30. Find myself a rotten old man (Rod Steward, Find myself a rock 'n' roll band)
Häv Pfann, Harvey
p.s. Verpätetes Dankeschön an Friedlieb für den Friedlitzer und WO²gie für die Festival-Tips - hab vor meinem Kurz-Holiday nicht mehr die Kurve gekriegt ...
NP: Rollensteine - "Hey, Hugh, get off of McCloud"
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