(Mathematik) Pi niemals in Binaercode umwandeln!!! (reichlich off-Topic)
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Beitrag von ullli vom Juli 11. 2001 um 10:33:00:
Hideho. Wo der weisse Emil hier gerade derartig ohne jeden Spassfaktor was vom Pferd verkauft, dass es mir wirklich zu doof wird, da muss ich doch noch mal diese wunderschoene Geschichte verbreiten, deren Tragweite vielleicht, abseits vom Nonsens, noch gar nicht so recht klar ist, mir als Computer-Naivem aber doch ganz schoen Spass und Unbehagen eingebracht hat.
Es geht um die "unendliche Zahl Pi", die, wie die meisten erinnern, mit 3,141 anfaengt. Vor ein paar Wochen erhielt ich dazu die folgende mail:
WARNING: Do NOT calculate Pi in binary. It is conjectured that this
number is normal, meaning that it contains ALL finite bit strings.
If you compute it, you will be guilty of:
* Copyright infringement (of all books, all short stories, all
newspapers, all magazines, all web sites, all music, all movies,
and all software, including the complete Windows source code)
* Trademark infringement
* Possession of child pornography
* Espionage (unauthorized possession of top secret information)
* Possession of DVD-cracking software
* Possession of threats to the President
* Possession of everyone's SSN, everyone's credit card numbers,
everyone's PIN numbers, everyone's unlisted phone numbers, and
everyone's passwords
* Defaming Islam. Not technically illegal, but you'll have to go
into hiding along with Salman Rushdie.
* Defaming Scientology. Which IS illegal--just ask Keith Henson.
Also, your computer will contain all of the nastiest known computer
viruses. In fact, all of the nastiest POSSIBLE computer viruses.
Some of the files on my PC are intensely personal, and I for one don't
want you snooping through a copy of them.
You might get away with computing just a few digits, but why risk it?
There's no telling how far into Pi you can go without finding the
secret documents about the JFK assassination, a photograph of your
neighbor's six year old daughter doing the nasty with the family dog,
or a complete copy of the not-yet-released Pearl Harbor movie. So just
don't do it.
The same warning applies to e, the square root of 2, Euler's constant,
Phi, the cosine of any non-zero algebraic number, and the vast
majority of all other real numbers.
There's a reason why these numbers are always computed and shown in
decimal, after all.
Well, und nun ist also der erste praktische Beweis der Illegalitaet durch binaere Datenverarbeitung erbracht, und ich staune (und grinse!) - wer auch will: hier kligge!
gut Ton!
ullli
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