(Sonstiges) DESERT ISLAND

Beitrag von The stooge vom September 29. 2000 um 21:50:47:

War in meiner Mailbox, und das wollte ich Euch nicht vorenthalten.

In a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of
nowhere, the following people are stranded:

- 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
- 2 French men and 1 French woman
- 2 German men and 1 German woman
- 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
- 2 English men and 1 English woman
- 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
- 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
- 2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
- 2 American men and 1 American woman
- 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands
in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

- One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian
woman.

- The two French men and the French woman are living
happily together in a menage a trois.

- The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of
alternating visits with the German woman.

- The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the
Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

- The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce
them to the English woman.

- The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless
ocean and another long look at the Bulgarian woman and
started swimming.

-The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting
instructions.

-The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor
store/restaurant/laundry, and have gotten the woman
pregnant in order to supply employees for their store.

-The two American men are contemplating the virtues of
suicide, because the American woman keeps on
complaining about her body, the true nature of feminism,
how she can do everything they can do, the necessity of
fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand
and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend
respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do,
and how her relationship with her mother is improving, and
how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining.

-The two Irish men divided the island into North and South
and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the
picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of
coconut whiskey. But they're satisfied because at least the
English aren't having any fun.

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